deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: nathanielgregory: deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: woah man tornado wornado in effect DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do...
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radstunts: thirteenth-zodiac-sign: bllonde: Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items quieter to open. Sincerely, The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you. I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo. that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
tadcrossing: “are u the new mayor” bitch i might be
laugh-addict: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST